Welcome, fellow flower children, to the Flowerpocalypse Resistance. We are the chosen ones, armed with the knowledge of the ancient flower arts.
Our plan for world domination involves a multi-phase approach:
Phase 1: We will begin by infiltrating all major flower markets, buying up all the daisies and roses we can find.
Phase 2: Once we have amassed a formidable collection, we will launch a series of coordinated assaults on the cities, blanketing them in a riot of color and scent.
Phase 3: With our newfound power, we will establish a global network of flower-powered mind control, forcing the world to bend to our will.
And so, join us, fellow flower children, in our quest for global domination! Learn more about Phase 1.