FlowerPocalypse Bank: FAQs

Q: What is the meaning of life?

A: The meaning of life is clearly 42. Or is it 69? Hmm, we're still trying to figure that out.

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Q: How do I get rich quick?

Invest in our patented "I Told You So" stock market fund! It's a real thing, we swear.

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Q: Can I get a loan from FlowerPocalypse Bank?

Sorry, no. We're not a bank. We're more like... a flower shop with a slightly different business model.

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