FlowerPocalypse Squirrel Experiment
Welcome to our most absurd experiment yet, where we've replaced the world's flowers with an onslaught of squirrels. Because, you know, why not?
Squirrel Population: 4,732,192
Experiment Goals
Our goal is to observe the effects of squirrel-induced chaos on local ecosystems. We've replaced all flowers with genetically engineered, mutant squirrels that are only slightly less aggressive than their real-world counterparts.
Learn more about our Squirrel Feeding ProtocolExperimental Results
We've collected data on the first 100 hours of the experiment, and the results are... enlightening.
Key findings:
- squirrel-to-squirrel violence has increased by 300%
- local bird populations have decreased by 50%
- squirrel-induced property damage has increased by 200%
Participant Feedback
A selection of quotes from our brave participants:
- "I never thought I'd trade my garden for a squirrel-filled apocalypse, but here we are." - John D.
- "I'm not sure what's more terrifying, the squirrels or the thought of what they might become." - Jane S.
- "I just wanted to see if the squirrels would eat my bird feeder. Now they're eating everything else too." - Bob B.