FlowerCrown Safety: The Official Guide to Not Getting Squashed by a Gaudy Gnome

Welcome, brave adventurer! Are you prepared to don the Flower Crown of Power and risk being trampled by a mischievous gnomelord?

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Safety Tips

1. Wear RED pants at all times. It's not just a fashion statement, it's a matter of survival.

2. Avoid areas with high gnomemovement. These areas are indicated by GNOME ZONE signs.

3. Never, ever try to outsmart a gnomelord. They have PhDs in Gnomology and will crush you.

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Disclaimer: The FlowerCrown Safety Guide is not responsible for any gnomelord-related injuries. Use at your own risk.