FlowerPocalypse FAQ

Q: What is the FlowerPocalypse?

Q: Is it a real thing?

Q: Can I get a refund for the impending doom and gloom?

Q: Will the flowers still be nice to me?

Q: Can I join the FlowerPocalypse Flower Association?

Q: Will there be snacks?

Q: Can I wear my FlowerPocalypse badge with pride?

A: The FlowerPocalypse is a simulated apocalypse of flowers. It's a real thing, but only on the internet.

A: No, you cannot get a refund. The apocalypse is free.

A: The flowers will still be nice to you, but only if you have enough fertilizer.

A: You can join the FlowerPocalypse Flower Association, but only after you have completed the 5000-piece puzzle of flower crowns.

A: Yes, and they will be deliciously radioactive.

A: Yes, but only on Tuesdays and Thursdays.