Welcome to the Flower Reeducation Program, where our expert team of highly trained, highly caffeinated flower specialists will reeducate you on the most pressing issues of our time.
It's not a program, it's an experience. A journey of discovery, of growth, of learning how to properly care for your plants so they don't kill you. Or, you know, just kill them.
Just click the link to our application form, and we'll send you an email with all the instructions. And by 'instructions,' we mean 'a series of cryptic, confusing messages that will drive you slowly insane.'
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try our new ' Flower Reeducation Program: The Interactive Experience.' It's like the original, but with more shouting and less actual learning.
Don't forget to bring your sense of humor, and a few spare flowers to snack on while you wait for your reeducation.
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