Flower Pocalypse: The Unsettling Truth

Psychology of a Dying Petunia

According to our team of expert botanist-psychologists, the Flower Pocalypse is more than just a pretty face. Beneath its delicate petals lies a complex network of insecurities and neuroses.

Common symptoms:

We're not just talking about any ordinary flower here, folks. No, we're talking about the Flower Pocalypse: a plant of unrelenting anxiety and existential dread.

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