FlowerPocalypse-Proofing 101: Preparation is Key

Lesson 1: Stocking Up for Disaster

Before the great FlowerPocalypse, it's essential to be prepared. In this lesson, we'll cover the must-haves for any would-be flower survivalist.

1. Water: Store it in your flower-shaped water bottles, and make sure they're always full.

2. Food: Hoard those non-perishable flower-themed energy bars. They're a staple in any flower emergency kit.

3. First Aid: Invest in a good quality flower-shaped bandage for those pesky petal cuts and scrapes.

Lesson 2: Building Your Safe Haven

Now that you're stocked and ready, it's time to build your safe haven. This is where the real flower power begins.

1. Flower Fort: Construct a sturdy flower-shaped shelter, preferably with a retractable roof for those pesky sunbeams.

2. Flower Fencing: Install some serious thorn-tastic barriers to keep those pesky critters out.

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