The FlowerPocalypse is a catastrophic event in which the flowers of the world have risen up against their human overlords and taken over the planet. It's a real thing, we swear.
In all seriousness, we're just a bunch of nerds with a passion for over-the-top, absurd, and slightly disturbing humor. Our goal is to provide solutions to the problems you never knew you had.
But seriously, have you tried using more flower-themed metaphors in your work? It really helps.
First, stock up on seeds. Lots and lots of seeds. You can never have too many seeds. Also, learn basic self-defense, because those flowers can get pretty aggressive when they're in a mood.
But honestly, the best way to prepare is to just accept that it's coming and join the flower revolution. They'll make you an honorary flower-kin or something. It'll be a real growth experience.
We recommend gifting a good pair of pruning shears, a few packets of Miracle-Gro, and a nice bouquet of tulips. The tulips are a good starting point for any budding flower enthusiast.
If you really want to get fancy, try gifting a subscription to our monthly FlowerPocalypse-themed box service, which includes things like: flower-themed cat toys, flower-scented candles, and a free pass to the FlowerPocalypse Survival Camp.
See also: FlowerPocalypse Preparation
See also: FlowerPocalypse Preparation FAQ