As any flower enthusiast knows, the key to a successful flower-based apocalypse is not just about unleashing hordes of undead daisies or summoning a swarm of killer sunflowers. No, no, no. It's all about the Principle of Petals, a delicate balance of color, texture, and scent that will make or break the very fabric of our reality.
But what is this mysterious Principle, you ask?
Legend has it that in ancient days, a secret society of florists, botanists, and chaos theorists hatched a plot to bring about a floral revolution. They created a manual of the most intricate and beautiful floral patterns, with each petal precision-crafted to disrupt the space-time continuum.
Little did they know, their creations would soon take on a life of their own, spreading across the globe like a rash of colorful madness.