Welcome to Fluctuation Forecasting, where we provide expert advice on how to avoid eating your way to an early grave.
Our team of renowned experts in the field of Fluctuation have crafted a series of guides and resources to help you navigate the treacherous landscape of flammable foods.
Don't say we didn't warn you.
New Study Reveals That Eating Flammable Food Increases Risk of Mortality.
A recent study published in the Journal of Unwise Food Choices has found that consuming flammable food can lead to increased risk of mortality.