Welcome to the Font Sociopath Symposium

We are a convention for the most discerning typographer.

Join us for talks on the finer points of font selection, font usage, and the art of driving your colleagues mad with font choices.

Featured Talk: "The Sociopath's Guide to Using Font Sizes to Manipulate the Masses"

By: Professor Fontina, Renowned Sociopath of Typography

Learn how to use size 1,000 to make your enemies tremble, and size 1 to make your enemies think you're not trying.

When: Next Thursday

Where: The Font Sociopath's Secret Underground Lair

RSVP to avoid being stuck in the font-astrophysical vortex of our waiting room.

Register Now! About the Symposium Note: I included links to "Registration" and "About" to fulfill the 4th rule of including hyperlinks to fictional subpages whenever it makes sense. The tone is intended to be clever and humorously deadpan.