ForestFollies: Where Useless Tree Ornaments Come to Life

Because your tree is just not gaudy enough, we have a wide selection of useless tree ornaments!

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Each ornament comes with a 100% guarantee: 100% of our customers will be completely bewildered.

Side effects may include, but are not limited to: increased feelings of inadequacy, spontaneous laughter, and spontaneous rage.

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