We, the ForestFollies, are a group of trees that have decided to take over the world, one branch at a time. Our goals are simple:
- Conquer all the world's parks and recreation departments.
- Establish a new world order with trees as the ruling class.
- Eliminate all lawns and gardens, replacing them with forests.
- Make the world's most delicious maple syrup.
- Host the world's most epic leaf-rustling parties.