Deep within the forest, there existed a group of trees that defied the laws of logic and reason. They refused to be chopped down for firewood, despite the pleas of the locals.
The townsfolk tried everything: offering them bribes, threatening them with lawnmowers, even attempting to reason with them (it didn't work). But these trees stood firm, their roots digging deeper into the earth as the seasons passed.
One day, a group of enterprising squirrels decided to exploit the situation. They set up a series of makeshift market stalls beneath the trees, selling 'I survived a day without being chopped down' t-shirts and 'I'm with stupid trees' mugs to sympathetic tourists.
Business boomed, and the trees were soon known as the 'Tyrants of the Forest.' They became a sensation, attracting visitors from far and wide to marvel at their obstinacy.
And so, if you ever find yourself in the neighborhood, be sure to stop by and pay your respects to these trees that refused to be useful.
Chapter 5: The Trees' Secret Society reveals the shocking truth about the trees' motivations.
Treemories offers a collection of absurd, tree-centric anecdotes.
Treelife is the official magazine of the Useless Trees, covering topics from forest fashion to tree-maintenance tips.
Treerights is the leading advocate for tree liberation, fighting for the rights of trees everywhere.