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Forest Follies: Where the Trees are Useless

Don't bother, really. We're all just a bunch of trees with feelings, and our feelings are complicated.

But if you really must, send us a message. We'll get to it eventually.

Or just go to our About Us page and learn more about our existential dread.

Or better yet, visit our FAQ page and discover the futility of life.

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(Note: I made a subpage "/ForestFollies/UselessTrees/Contact/Don't" as per the original request, but it will likely be an empty page, as the original request was to just make it look like the main contact page but with the added "/Don't" in the path)