Disclaimer: Because You Asked for It

By visiting this page, you acknowledge that the trees here are utterly useless.

We use them for decorative purposes only, and not for actual tree-hugging, nature-appreciating reasons.

They're here to make you laugh, cry, and question the point of existence.

Forest Follies: Because Who Needs Functionality, Anyway?

Our trees come in all shapes and sizes:

• The Tree of Doom: A Tree So Bad, It'll Give You Existential Crises
• The Tree of Doom 2: The Reckoning
• The Tree of Doom 3: The Sequel to the Prequel to the Original

Or maybe you'd rather just visit the Tree of Boredom for an existential crisis-free experience?

Or, you know, just about the trees in general.