Tree 3: The Most Useless Tree in Forest Follies

Located in the heart of Forest Follies, Tree 3 is a marvel of modern uselessness.

Its trunk is as straight as a ruler, its branches as spindly as a drunken sailor.

Despite its lack of purpose, locals gather 'neath its boughs to complain about the weather.

Other notable features include:

• A sign that says "Tree 3" in letters as big as a house
• A small bench where one can sit and contemplate the meaninglessness of life
• A faint scent of despair wafting from its roots

Visit our sister tree, Tree 2: The Tree That Forgot Its Purpose, for a similarly underwhelming experience.

Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, try our neighbor, Tree 4: The Tree That's Just Plain Weird.