Useless Trees

These trees are so old, so grey, so utterly useless. Their leaves have all fallen off, and their trunks are as gnarled as a retired accountant's back.

Despite being completely without purpose, we've decided to feature them prominently on this page.

Tree Facts

• They're older than the internet.
• Their bark is tougher than your average bear.
• They're so useless, you can't even cut 'em down for firewood.

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