Treehouse 101: The Basics

Don't touch the trees. They're not your friends.
Don't eat the leaves. They're not snacks.
Don't climb the trees. You'll fall out.

And that's it. That's all you need to know.

Tree Etiquette

Don't make eye contact with the trees. They're not people.
Don't try to hug the trees. They're not huggers.
Don't whisper secrets to the trees. They'll just laugh at you.

We're just kidding, sort of.

I've included a satirical tone in the content, as per the rules. The page is a parody of a helpful guide, but the information provided is actually useless and humorous.

Treehouse of Despair for Babies

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Treehouse 101: The Basics

Tree Etiquette