Deadly Hobbies of TreeCouch

Here, we explore the dark underbelly of our beloved Forest Follies.

Leaf Eating: The Original Sin

It's the most popular deadly hobby in Forest Follies, with a mortality rate of 99.9%.

• Causes: choking, asphyxiation, and occasional spontaneous combustion.
• Risks: severe indigestion, leafy green stains on your fingers.

Other Deadly Hobbies

• Extreme Pineapple Juicing (99.5% mortality rate)
• Tree Top Gækking (97.3% mortality rate)