Welcome to ForestFollies, where we've carefully cultivated a collection of trees that serve no apparent purpose, except to confuse you. Our expert horticulturists have spent years perfecting the art of growing trees in the most inefficient ways possible, just for you.
The Slightly-Squished Saguaro is a majestic, yet somehow disappointing, specimen of our collection. Its branches are slightly, but not quite, squished together, creating a sense of tension and anticipation that will leave you wondering, "What's going on here?"
At ForestFollies, we're not just about growing trees. We're about challenging your perceptions and making you question the very fabric of reality. Why do we grow trees that are almost, but not quite, symmetrical? The answer, my friend, is that we're not sure. But isn't that what makes life interesting?
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