We're Not Responsible for Any Accidents Involving Leafy Seating

You're on your own, buddy. We've warned you about the dangers of leafy seating. You've been told about the risks of slipping on a stray acorn, getting tangled in a vine, or being poked by a curious squirrel. But no, you still insist on lounging on our leafy couches. Well, don't say we didn't tell you.

ForestFollies is not liable for any injuries sustained while using our leafy seating. You've been warned. Again.

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Don't say we didn't tell you.