Unbalanced Sagging
Our seats are designed to make you wonder if the floor is even.
Where the leaves are lumpy, the wood is wonky, and the seating is a nightmare.
Our seats are designed to make you question the life choices that led you here.
Our seats are designed to make you wonder if the floor is even.
We're not responsible for any injuries, but we're not exactly sorry either.
Our seats will give you a backache you'll never forget.
You'll love us, or you'll hate us. Either way, we're not going anywhere.
