Are you tired of hitting your head on sharp edges? Do you find yourself constantly ducking and weaving through the forest, trying to avoid a few pesky twigs? Look no further! We've compiled the most comprehensive guide to sharp edge safety in the forest.
1. Wear a helmet. It's not just for cyclists, folks!
2. Use a mirror. It's like having a personal ninja sidekick!
3. Practice your 'edge-dodging' skills. It's like a forest-fu for your brain!
4. Don't run. It's like they're not going to notice you, but trust us, they will.
5. Learn to love the pain. It's like a forest-ritual, and it'll make you stronger!
And finally, 6. Don't try to outrun a beehive. It's just not worth it.