Advanced Tree Hugging Techniques

For those who have mastered the art of hugging trees, we present to you the most advanced techniques in the field.

1. The Spiral Technique

Wrap yourself around the trunk, then spiral outwards in a clockwise direction while maintaining eye contact with the bark.

Quickly swoop around the tree, arms and legs outstretched, in a fluid, aerodynamic motion.

Lean against the tree, using the leaves for support, and enjoy the subtle vibrations of the wind.

Bury yourself in the roots of the tree, embracing the ancient wisdom of the forest floor.