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Welcome to the Tree Of Life Ornaments

Because, let's be real, your family's tree is basically a giant, sentient, judgemental dictator that expects you to constantly decorate and maintain it for its amusement. So here are some ideas for Tree Of Life Ornaments:

Ornamented Gourds

These are gourds. With ornaments. Because, why not?

Leafy Seating Tips

Because, let's be real, your Tree Of Life is going to be sitting in judgement for the next 8 months. So here's how to make the most of its, ahem, "sitting" areas."

More Gift Ideas Note: The images used (ornamented-gourd.jpg, link-pattern.png, and leafy-pattern.png) are purely fictional and not actual image files. They are intended to be placeholders to represent the aesthetic of the Neo-Brutalist site.