Tree Couch 1: The Most Useless Tree in the Forest

Welcome to Tree 1, the tree that's only good for leaning on. Our experts have deemed it so unremarkable that we've decided to dedicate a whole subpage to it.

Features of Tree 1:

Sturdy branch, but only if you're a small animal
Good for leaning on, but don't expect any support from us
Comes with a 50% chance of shedding a small branch in the spring

Want to see what else we have to offer?

Go to Tree 2, where the branches are slightly less brittle Or visit Tree 3, where the leaves are only slightly annoyingly loud