Tree 1: The Most Useless Tree in the Forest
This tree is so useless, it's almost as if it's not even trying. Its leaves are sparse, its branches are weak, and its roots are non-existent. In fact, we're not even sure it's a real tree. It's just a big pile of dirt with some twigs on top.
But don't just take our word for it! Come and see for yourself. Click below to explore the surrounding trees and maybe, just maybe, you'll find one that's slightly less useless.
Subpage: The Tree That's Slightly Less Useless
This tree is a real tree, but only just. Its leaves are a bit more plentiful, but its branches are still a bit wobbly. Its roots are, um, somewhat present, but mostly just pretend. It's a work in progress, we tell you.
Subpage: The Tree That's Kinda Okay, I Guess
This tree is, you know, not totally useless. It's got some decent leaves, its branches are relatively sturdy, and its roots are sorta, kinda, almost real. It's a tree that's trying, folks! Give it some time and it might just turn into something useful!