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TreeCouch FAQs: Environmental Impact
Environmental Impact
Q: Do trees have an environmental impact?
A: Oh, absolutely. We've calculated that our trees have a carbon footprint of precisely 0.0001% of the Earth's atmospheric CO2, give or take a few gigatons.
But wait, there's more!
Q: What about the impact of tree roots on soil quality?
A: Well, it's not exactly a crisis. We've found that our roots have a 99.9999% success rate at not causing soil erosion. But hey, it's all relative, right?
Q: How do you respond to concerns about tree-related allergies?Allergies: A Tree-mendous Problem
And for those interested in the science behind TreeCouch, we have:
Scientific Studies: Because We Care (Sort Of)
Oh, and don't even get us started on our Rules: Because Someone Has to Enforce the Rules Around Here
We're working on it.