Review 1: The Unremarkable Experience

TreeCouch Review 1: A tree for all the right reasons... or is it?

We paid $5,000 for the privilege of sitting on a tree stump. Sounds like a steal, right? Wrong.

First off, the tree was a bit wobbly. Like, it wobbled a lot. We had to hold on for dear life.

And the cushions? More like lumpy, less like comfy. We're talking 'I just sat on a pile of rocks' comfy.

And don't even get us started on the leaves. Or should we say, lack thereof. It's like they just phoned it in.

Overall, we'd give the TreeCouch 2 stars out of 10. Only because we're nice people.