Forest Follies: Tree Hammock

Welcome to the most uncomfortable seating experience in the forest. Our Tree Hammock is a behemoth of branches and bark, guaranteed to make you question your life choices.

Located deep within the heart of Forest Follies, our Tree Hammock is not for the faint of heart. Or the faint of bottom, for that matter. You'll be swinging from the trees like a furry, leafy Tarzan, but don't worry, our expert staff of squirrels will provide guidance and snacks.

Features:

• Thick, sturdy branches that will give you a workout
• A selection of leaves to snack on, carefully curated by our team of arboreal experts
• A guaranteed 99% chance of splinters

Subpaths:

• Treescape - For the thrill of the great outdoors, without leaving the forest
• Treesort - For the discerning customer with a taste for the finer branches
• TreeCouch - For the ultimate in comfort and relaxation (just kidding, it's still a tree)