Q: Why do the Blinding Lights always seem so bright?
A: Because, honestly, we're trying to drive away the raccoons.
Q: Can I use the Blinding Lights as a makeshift sunlamp for my cave-dwelling cavefish?
A: No. Don't be ridiculous.
Q: Can I trade my old, ratty couch for a free upgrade to Blinding Light 2.0?
A: Negative. We have a strict no-trade policy.
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