Treehouse Tips: What Not to Drink

Tip 1: Don't drink too much Tree-mosa (a.k.a. wine made from fermented tree sap). It'll make you feel like you're stuck in a never-ending loop of branches.

Tip 2: What Not to Eat: If you see a squirrel on your treehouse's kitchen counter, it's probably a sign to avoid the acorns.

Tip 3: When in doubt, consult the ancient tree sages. They've been around longer than you, and they're not afraid to tell you to get a grip.