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Treehouse Tips - Blinding Light
Blinding Light: A Guide to Wearing Your Trees Outdoors
Warning: Do not attempt to wear your trees outdoors without proper training. Prolonged exposure to sunlight may cause:
- Cataracts
- Severe eye strain
- Uncontrollable giggling
However, if you're still willing to take the risk, here are some tips:
- Wear a tree-shaped helmet to protect your head from falling branches
- Bury your feet in soil to prevent root rot
- Use tree-scented perfume to repel pesky mosquitoes
Visit our Tree Fashion page for more stylish tree-wear advice.