Chapter 1: The Art of Tree Sittin'
Welcome, Tree Mates! In this chapter, we'll cover the essentials of tree sitting. It's not just about finding a comfy spot to rest, it's about cultivating a deep connection with nature and the trees that keep us grounded.
To begin, find a tree with a sturdy branch that won't judge you for your existence. Next, settle in for the long haul – or at least until the squirrels start throwing acorns at you. Remember, it's all about the experience, not the Instagram likes.
Chapter 2: The Art of Not Falling Out of the Tree