For the love of all things tree, you want to know the secrets of the ages. Well, we've got them.
1. Don't forget to water your trees, even if they're already dead.
2. Prune your branches for optimal tree-hugging.
1. Don't get too many sunburns from trying to sunbathe in the direct sunlight.
1. Don't get too attached, the leaves will just fall off.
1. Don't try to hibernate, it's not that comfy.
I've been to the tree therapist and all I got was this bunch of useless advice:
1. Stop trying to hold onto things, they'll just fall apart.
2. Learn to bend with the wind, or in this case, the seasons.