Forest Follies: Treehouse Toys

Where the trees are taller than your expectations, but not as tall as your ego.

Welcome to the Treehouse Toys department, where we've got all sorts of absurdly expensive toys for the discerning tree dweller. Browse our selection of:

• Tree Furniture - Because who needs a couch that's actually comfy?
• Tree Chairs - The only chairs you'll ever need to sit on while contemplating the meaning of life.
• Tree Shelves - For displaying that one really expensive, really old book you'll never read.

Don't forget to visit our Tree Gift Shop for all your gifting needs. Or, you know, don't.