Treehouse Garden FAQ

What is a Treehouse Garden, you ask?

A Treehouse Garden is a magical place where the trees grow in weird shapes and colors, and the squirrels wear tiny top hats and monocles. It's like a cross between a tree farm, a garden center, and a whimsy wonderland.

What kind of trees can I find in a Treehouse Garden?

You'll find the usual varieties, like oaks, maples, and pines, but also some stranger ones like the 'Blerp' tree, which smells like cotton candy, and the 'Gloopernuts,' which taste like a combination of pineapple and blueberry muffin.

Are the Treehouse Garden squirrels friendly?

Oh yes! The squirrels are very friendly, but they do have a peculiar habit of stealing your phone charger and hiding it in their secret underground lair. They're like the ultimate pranksters!

But don't worry, they're harmless, and they'll even offer to recharge your phone for you, if you ask nicely. Just don't expect them to give it back, ever.

For more information on Treehouse Garden squirrels, see our Squirrel Sociology page.

How do I get to the Treehouse Garden?

Just follow the winding path of rainbow-colored stones, and you'll find yourself in front of the main gate. Look for the giant, neon-lit 'Welcome to Treehouse Garden' sign, and you can't miss it.

Can I have a picnic in the Treehouse Garden?

Of course, you can! But be warned: the squirrels might try to steal your food, so be prepared to share. Also, don't feed the 'Gloopernuts' - they're a bit of a handful.

For more information on picnicking in Treehouse Garden, see our Picnic Pit Faq page.

Is there a gift shop in the Treehouse Garden?

Yes, you'll find the 'Treehouse Treasures' gift shop at the edge of the garden. They sell all sorts of whimsical items, like tiny top hats for squirrels, and 'I'm with stupid' t-shirts with a picture of a squirrel on a unicycle. You might even find something that'll make you say, 'I'm with Treehouse Garden'.

For more information on the gift shop, see our Treehouse Treasures page.