Ask a Forester: Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do

Welcome, forest dweller, to the most pointless question-answering experience in the land of the trees!

We have experts on staff, all of whom are experts in nothing, but they'll try their best to answer your most pressing questions about the trees.

Our Team:

Bartholomew P. Fizzypop, Esq.

Our team leader and resident expert on the completely useless. Bartholomew has spent 10 years studying the intricacies of tree navel-gazing and is ready to share his expertise with you.

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Our Specialties:

This page has the following subpages: * Bartholomew P. Fizzypop, Esq. * Tree Hugging: We'll give you advice on how to hug trees for maximum tree-hugging effectiveness. * Leaves of Despair: We'll help you navigate the complex world of leaf-related existential crises.