The Forest Follies

Join Our Useless Tree Cult

Are you tired of living a life without purpose? Do you yearn for a sense of belonging, but all you've found are squirrels judging you for eating all the birdseed?

Look no further! Our cult has been standing tall in the middle of the Forest Follies for centuries, waiting for you to join.

Here's how to join the cult:

1. Walk down the winding path of self-discovery
2. Find the clearing of enlightenment
3. Repeat the ancient incantation of "I'm a tree of doubt, hear me out"
4. Wait for the other trees to judge you, then join them

But wait, there's more!

• What to Expect
• Our Cultish Traditions
• How to Escape

Don't worry, it's a one-time payment of 500 acorns. Membership has its perks, though!