Welcome to the Tree Of Doubt Rant Page, where we specialize in the art of complaining about trees.
We're talking, of course, about the ones that are too tall, too short, or just too darn smelly. You know, the ones that make you question the very fabric of reality.
Are you tired of being surrounded by trees that are just too... tree-ish? Do they make you feel like you're stuck in some kind of arboreal nightmare?
Read more on this topicEver notice how leaf mold is just the worst? It's like a greenish-grayish-blackish abomination that makes everything look like it's been possessed by the spirits of dead plants.
Learn more about the horrors of leaf moldAre you tired of being a tree? Do you want to be a human? Well, we can't help you with that, but we can offer you some advice on how to fake it.
Get tips on how to be a human without actually being a tree