Congratulations, you've managed to get lost in the depths of ForestFollies! You must be really, really bad at your job. Don't worry, we have just the gift for you: the "I'm-Not-Actually-Good-At-My-Job" Survival Kit! This delightful package includes:
- A map to nowhere
- A compass with a wonky needle
- A "World's Okayest Employee" mug
- A "I'm prophets, not employees" t-shirt
- A "Surviving on Caffeine" energy drink