Gift Shop of the Useless Trees

Where you can buy gifts that will make your loved ones question their life choices

A Vase of Water

A beautifully crafted vase filled with water. Yes, you read that right. Water.

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A Picture of a Tree That's Definitely Not the One You're Thinking Of

A photograph of a tree that will haunt your dreams with its uncanny resemblance to the tree you were just thinking about.

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A Certificate of Participation

A commemorative certificate that says you participated in a thing that you probably didn't do.

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