Welcome to the ForestFollies' Tree Of Doubt, where the laws of physics are just suggestions.
You have reached the Fluctuational Frenzy, a realm of infinite possibilities and absurdities.
Quantum fluctuations are like the internet memes of the universe: they're everywhere, and nobody's sure what they mean.
Or maybe you're just lost in the woods_goals.
In this realm, the only constant is change. Except for the color of the sky, which is always a lovely shade of chartreuse.
But don't worry, it's not all bad. The laws of physics are like the rules of a bad joke: they're here to be broken.
So, if you're feeling lost, just remember: in the ForestFollies, every path is a dead end, and every tree is a paradox.
And if you're not lost, congratulations! You're probably a physicist. Or a tourist.