Congratulations! After 4.3 billion iterations, we have successfully solved the Quantum Fluctuation Problem! Our team of experts has finally managed to pinpoint the exact moment when reality started making less sense.
According to eyewitnesses, the moment of clarity was witnessed by Dr. Emily Everdeen, who exclaimed "Wait, what was that thing doing just now?" as the laws of physics momentarily forgot what day it was.
Read the thrilling Epilogue to find out what happens next!
But wait, we have an even bigger mystery on our hands: the Unsolvable Problems page!