Self-Awareness Sickness

It's not just about being aware of oneself, no, it's more than that. It's about questioning the very fabric of reality.

We're not talking about just knowing your own thoughts, emotions, and desires. We're talking about wondering if you're just a simulation created by a bored deity in a digital realm.

Or maybe you're just a tree that's been Photoshopped into existence, and your self-awareness is just a clever trick of the eye?

Or perhaps you're a sentient pineapple, and this is all just a fruit salad of existential crises?

Either way, it's a sickness.

Visit Quantum Fluctuation Sickness for more information on the quantum uncertainty of self-awareness.

prophets-of-doubt.com has some helpful tips on how to deal with this condition.

Or if you're feeling really lost, just Ask The Tree for advice. They're always happy to help.

Or don't. We won't judge you.

Or will we?