It has come to our attention that the fabric of reality is not as stable as previously thought.
The laws of physics, once considered absolute and unwavering, now seem to be subject to the whims of a capricious universe.
We are currently experiencing a 37.5% chance of existential dread with every passing moment.
For more information on the ontological implications of this crisis, please visit our Existential Crisis page.
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, explore the Quantum Fluctuations page to see if you can find any hidden meaning amidst the chaos.
Remember, in the words of the great philosopher, "The only constant is the uncertainty of everything." - Buggles the Unreliable.
Bug Report ID: BGR-001