As a tree, you're constantly at the whims of nature. One day it's sunshine, the next it's a torrential downpour. You're a leaf on the wind, a branch in the storm, and a root in the dirt.
But what's worse is the existential dread of being a snack for some pesky squirrel.
Or the horror of being a mere decoration in a human's front yard.
It's a tough life, but someone's gotta do it.
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