Welcome to the Our Crises, where the trees are as confusing as the human condition.
Chapter 1: The Existential Implications of Being a Slightly-Taller-Than-Usual Stick
Are you tired of trees that just sit there, not contributing to society? Do you yearn for a more meaningful existence? Look no further than the Utterly Useless Tree, the epitome of existential despair.
For in a world where even the trees are uncertain about their purpose, how can we be sure of our own?
Read on to Chapter 2: The Paradox of the Self-Doubting Sapling Visit the Tree Says No subpage for a more pessimistic view